The eunuch promises, the Wu was an empress to then enter toilet.
The eunuch shouts Gao:"Play music, lift Feng tunic, open a Feng eye, Sa Feng urine, close a Feng eye."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2307 joke 2
Last language lesson, the teacher says:"In fact the weasel is to don't eat a chicken, that is the scientist after experiment of.Once closed a chicken and the weasel together, do you how have been already guessed on the second day?"
The classmate connects a way:"The chicken is pregnant!"
The new soldier trains the first day, the troops gives out everybody a comb, but till afternoon shave the light to everybody's hairs.
On the second day, give out everybody a toothbrush, but till afternoon pull out the light to everybody's teeth.
On the third day, give out a condom of everybody, till afternoon, everybody ran light!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2308 boy scout
A group of boy scoutses got to Paris, because can not find an expensive place,
Then arrive**the night club see strip tease performance.
At the beginning is some performances of banalities, need shape to ask for the fire, very sexy girl takes place of Hou,
The smile, charming figure that deludes a person, with along with take off your coat or gown to present in the public in front,
When girl body up only remained flickering and flaring tights, spread to sob a voice in the boy scout~~
The "Mo how?" chief asks to weep over of youth.
The "my mother once tells me..." youth contains to fix attention on tears to say:
"See a naked woman, will become rock.Now....
My body contains a certain part and started becoming rock."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2309 swordsmanship big match finals in world
Is the sword hand that ranks the third in the world to appear first, together cold light flash across, a fly is chopped down into two pieces to drop on the ground.The audience applauses.
Immediately after rank secondary sword hand in the world to appear, together cold light flash across, a fly is chopped down into 4 to drop on the ground.The audience applauses more warmly.
End is is the best the best to rank the sword of world of appear, together cold light flash across, a fly still flies at Weng Weng, audience Hua however, rank the sword hand of world to in no hurrily say:"Please see, this fly didn't to become a father any further!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2310 Confucius
On the first, the Confucius traveled the world together a country.It is getting dark.Once the Confucius see, the front doesn't wear village, behind not wear store of.Walk to walk.See not there is a grass shed in distance, the inside is bright light.Walk past, knocked three next.Zhi in the door ah one opened.The Confucius asks:Madam, I am the Confucius of Lu country, it is getting dark, I can stay overnight here for a night.That**a listen to is a Confucius the Sir hurriedlying just came in a house inside.Then say:Wanting this to live at me can, however you would not° until guess a word riddle to me go".Confucius a miss me am a big scholar ah, the small word riddle can calculate what.Say:Go".Sees**put hair down, then lay on the bed, the double feet forked out, two hand one word put to open.Chase hair thwart a put.Ask "this is what word", once the Confucius see this is a day word, **say:Be getting wronger, you despised me too much, this is that swallow a word".Confucius a think is also.Defy spirit's saying:I also guess a word riddle for you".Hence also lay down, also put a same posture, ask:This is what word?", **Say on seeing:This is the big word"once the Confucius listen to, say:You are getting wronger, you despised me too much, and this was a wood word.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2311 daydream(man's article)
Need not stem live a light sleeping,
The wife waits upon the most thoughtful;
Year by year promote to upwards adjust,
Illegal no one reports;
Earned a stock to win lottery a ticket,
The bill must not want more;
The beauty,such as cloud, allows me to steep,
**Doing not wear is safe set of.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2312 forum
1.Forum building lord:I and the photograph of girl friend, the friend lightly hits~
The forum replies:The sexual organ of plant puts at long Cape accidentally the excrement of hoof animal up ……
2.Forum building lord:I lately bought a manor and much and greatly spoke to frighten to death you-I drove to round 1 turn to fully use two and a half hours!!!
Forum sofa:H'm, I was also such a to break a car before~
3.Forum building lord:Your woman greatly wears bra in summer not hot?
The forum replies:We don't take you will be hot ……
4.Forum building lord:And girl friend ML, the girl friend seemed to shout another men's name ……
The forum withdraws ⅲ to consume Hong Zhang to suck Chun to say to shout four Qian Gua the Xing cut the bed Huan badger mold ……?
5.Forum building lord:Chairman H why visit Japan, Japanese aspect is more cheerless, even don't airport's connecting to welcome slogans hang?
Forum sofa:How to hang?Ovation Chinese old friend future,Beats By Dr Dre Studio?
6.Forum building lord:Collecting to call names is the most malicious and doesn't expose a dirty word of a words.
The forum replies 31:Did your mama livings your time is to don't throw person, have already kept the placenta big?
7.Forum building lord:The old daddy sends my husband a deer whip, everyone says this is what meaning?There is also photograph's saying~
Forum sofa:This is the older generation to urge on to the youth generation~~~
8.Forum building lord:The guarding of 《the absolute being vulture Xia Lyu 》 inside little Long Nyu arm temple sand is what things, stem what use?
The forum replies:Guarding the temple sand BE**of table's top fast way.
9.Forum building lord:The news says the someone was swallowed by the boa, the not in power outside and really met a boa how do?
The forum replies 11:Choke seven inches, Tong ass, two very effective methods, hope that everyone is widely a dissemination.
The forum replies 12:An ass is still his/her own ass of Tong snake?
……
The forum replies 47:Baloney, the wild countryside balefire takes what Tong!
The forum replies 48:Allow fairy to know to take what Tong!
10.Forum building lord:Summer must shave armpit hair, otherwise wearing short sleeve will influence my fair lady image.That again weak ask a , does YinMaO use to pare off?
Forum sofa:Don't pare off a firm mouth!
Grain Wang Kang(349919573)19:10:27
11.Forum building lord:Is handsome to there is fart using-be in the end and not just eaten up by the soldier!
The forum replies:Is handsome the private accompany, there is cannon beating, there is Ma Ji, there is car sitting, mutually like ……handsome how not good?!!
12.Forum building lord:Why bear does the kid want with father's a surname?
Forum sofa:Money vomiting in machine because of withdrawing money returns to put card a person all.
13.Forum building lord:One in the United States nameds George& amp;He uncle especially of salesman successfully on promoting the axe to little president Bush, therefore he acquires in 2005 the cloth Lu gold Si"gold Xue" of the academic association(in the world most authority, the most influential salesman's organization) prize.If give you an opportunity to promote thing to the jt.h, you will choose what?
Forum sofa:I want to recommend the An Niang to him!!!
14.Forum building lord:Everyone knows that from six taught east the side went toward northern of road is go down slope, just I come six suddenly see while teaching a lovely MM ride bike to dash forward but descend, and halloo"too great!"Lead to come to many pedestrians to look askance at.Return to think of now, the MM sweet voice really allows people to enjoy in retrospect endless~
She shouts great reason to seem to have following reason:
1.Just finished testing to try, the mood was quite good;
2.Finish doing homework for a day, we heartily come happiness!
3.Is in view of the fact go down slope, so keep on hurtling the pleasant breeze right against the face rush toward, so the felling is very great;
The 4. mms at the right moment sees my this handsome boy, temporarily too agitated to vindicate, have to loudly appeal to the public it great;
5.Everyone adds ……:)
Forum sofa:I tomorrow chase the car of this wench to pack again to return to!
15.Forum building lord:The anti- Fu is true of so difficult
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