Still spoke of the sofa of secret room behind up …….After the event, Al Gore Ba Qiao Fu enjoyed and happily said:"Communism victory, the capitalisms are all pressed by me at under the body!"Sa's slicing Er madam is getting happier:"The capitalism is better, all of the essence of communism were absorbed by me!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2527 old man to take a wife
The some old man wants to marry one woman, the woman sees his beard deliver all white already, Be not willing to marry him, the old man bribes matchmaker to say:"The words that marry me have sexual intercourse with her every day, although a night has no, wish to be beaten five times."Hence that woman marries him, the beginning night the old unwillingly did for a night, the time night could not move, the bride pushed over the old to beat five times, the old Fu is on the ground, don't get up and ask him why don't get up, the old returns to Yue:"Invite a simply dozen integral, hereafter and more do accounts."
A spool of joke brocade gathers a weeping over of chapter 2528 underwear thief
The telephone of police station suddenly rings out …
Here is a meal trip technical school in Kaohsiung, have the underwear the thief into girl's dormitory!!Would you mind sending a person to come over right away??In a hurry of voice, that spread to come over from the telephone.
H'm …???The voice that listens to you, you are a man!!Are you a dormitory manager??If the police has asking of Yi.
Be not!!I am that underwear thief …the voice more and more and hurriedly spread to come over from that
!!Exactly is how one thing??The police tiny Nu asks a way.
Come quickly me be surrounded by them ….Life in danger!!The answer that the underwear thief weeps over
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2529 to visit absolute being to cruise for night
The night visits an absolute being to cruise and accidentally leads a family, already midnight still lights brightness, don't know as well inside what matter?Hence call villiage god of the region, villiage god says:"The head is being a person here."The night visits absolute being to ask how much day can be a person.Villiage god says that doing is a for ten months, the night visited absolute being to listen to say:"Ten months this just does a , again why the need for and all through the night the inside is also getting work done faster.Villiage god says:"Want to necessarily contract for a job."
A spool of joke brocade's gathering chapter 2530 me must avoid a pregnancy as far as possible now
Jia Nyu says:I must avoid a pregnancy as far as possible now
The female of B feels strange
Yi Nyu says:Avoid a pregnancy??You first and first be not have ever just once done to connect firm surgical operation???
Jia Nyu says:Bitterness!!This be I must the most careful reason
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 2531 to lose chastity
One livings the very ugly female student is in the summer vacation meeting house, very at quiet say to her mother with through lost chastity in the last term.
Is that how to take place?The surprised tunnel of her mother.
Wu, is that very not easy!The daughter says:
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2532 to make for you
Words after saying last time the letter of receiving the news agency burnt greatly and immediately returned to a letter to the news agency:"You make the author is very happy, but once the world have no the affair of disaster Yao cheapness, you want me to give you"draft", don't give me money again, that I ain't a Kui big?Last time was my first time,Cheap Beats By Dr Dre, you hadn't paid, however way you even my first time also wanted to jump a claim, you divided too much, I hereafter can't give you "draft" any further."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2533 Yue crystal Dai
Huang Xia Men Liu teaches very angry of come to seek department chairman-Yan Jian the "was beyond the limit the is really a life time breeze day next current young person" often"how pull?Old Huang what does the matter make you deliver so big fire?""Thanking by bus today is crystal(male) and Yue the crystal Dai(female) sit on my front, you listen to their dialogues, don't also grieve just strange."
Yue crystal Dai "you help me not very good?"
Thank crystal "?"
Yue crystal Dai "dig for me**"
Thank crystal "this is on the bus?"
Yue crystal Dai "dig for me"
Thank crystal "not so all right"s
Yue crystal Dai "you exactly dig or not?"
Thank crystal "really want?"
Yue crystal Dai "hurry for me dig for a while."
Thank crystal "all right."
At this time bus at the right moment arrive stand I annoy shout of get off you this came to dig don't dig me don't see Yan Jian often director a listen to indeed as expected also very angry right away Yue crystal Dai and thank crystal find out to fasten office of the split a head split face ground shout the "you now return get the is on the bus dare to dig** I the Yan Jian often dare to dig at none of homes, ""Yan director because you have no certainly can not dig who" say take out cellular phone connect press several piece words immediately after toward a words tube say "feed please ask you is Wu because of pure?We dig your on the bus you what not you aren't Wu because of pure?Excuse me, in addition to your surname?Xing Jiao"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2534 to understand what[the author recommend]
Words say that grandmother, mother, elder sister and younger sister to travel abroad, very unfortunately, airplane at halfway in but crash…………
But their 4 people incredibly miracle embraced floating of a sea wood, so Piao ah Piao Zhao, the Piao got to a waste island up, 4 people just after rejoicing, come to an American big soldier ……
Originally, this waste island is a military of the United States airtight Mi base, there are no other residents on the island.This soldier because on the island, long-term life's that aspect can not vent, he sees an elder sister at this time, seem to become mad want to grasp her to walk to, at this time, embrace Zhao at the younger sister of one side this well-known scholar soldier's thigh to entreat a way:"Don't !!!Don't !!!Don't grasp to walk my elder sister ……"
But soldier mercilessly Chuai she 1:"Child!You understand what!!" Captured her elder sister ……
Come to an American soldier again afterwards, also want to capture crazily after seeing a mother she at this time, the younger sister embraces the soldier's leg to entreat a way again:"Don't !!Don't !!Don't grasp to walk my mother ……"
This well-known scholar soldier also mercilessly Chuai she 1:"Child!You understand what!!"Connected Zhao to capture her mother ……
Younger sister just at sad ……come to an old sergeant again, younger sister a see the old top sergeant then and first hurtle to come forward to emphatically embrace his leg of Zhao to try very hard of entreat a way:"Don't !!Don't !!Don't grasp to walk my grandmother ……"
At this time, grandmother momentary hurtles up mercilessly Chuai younger sister's 1:"Child!You understand what!!" Capture old top sergeant…………
A spool of joke brocade gathers the head of chapter 2535 turtle
The cousin who depends on a Chang star before always in the village, a day, he is from the country brought a tortoise come to Xiamen see depend on.Take pocket because of forgetting, have to put the tortoise to inside in the crotch of trousers, open zipper, make it deeply well ventilated.On the bus, he a young age girl beside the detection have been staring at him to see there.Fire, say:"Miss, have you never seen a glans penis?"The girl smiles a to smile, " glans penis' arriving is to once see a lot and just have never seen still grow eyes."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2536 key wrong!
When words said that crusaders' east advertises for there is an old Joe to soldier for being henpecked to derailed and then use at that time the most popular chastity belt locked she, feared that oneself made to throw key again, the Wu then handed over to him friend's preservation for trusteding most key.Set out of that day of, the troops walked one mile is many, the friend who see him hastily catches up from the Hou noodles, asthma hiss hiss the ground ask him:Old Joe, you didn't make wrong!Does this key basically beat not to open?
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 2537 homework
Go up north the son New Year's Day holiday attending school to come home.The father sees a few sons whom the months disappear and then start to chat the lives of school with him."What category do you specialize in in the university?"The father asks.
"《Ecology 》 and 《 sex psychology 》."The son answers.
"Fix 《ecology 》 , I am still apprehensible, but 《 sex psychology 》why still need to fix a credit?Lao Tze spends the school fees of 10000 dollars of quite a few, don't make you learn this kind of out of the run thing."The father angrily and loudly calls down
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